*Turns chair around, sits in a cool style*

Let’s rap about video games, fellow youths! Today’s the beginning of the Electronic Entertainment Expo, and it promises <s>nothing</s> many exciting things to come. We’re starting off hot, with three separate press conferences, several gladiatorial combat encounters, and at least one incident of cannibalism. Should be subdued from previous years, then.

SCHEDULE

Microsoft – 1pm PT/4pm ET

Bethesda – 5:30pm PT/8:30pm PT

Devolver Digital – 7pm PT/10pm ET