At least two of these teams will stay undefeated or winless, as the Vikings and Dolphins are off this week. But will I curse the rest of these teams? Considering the matchups, probably not. But may the god of chaos decide.

It’s Week 6 of the 2026 NFL season, and we have three winless teams that look, well…especially pathetic. The Titans look the worst of the three, while the Dolphins just suck and who know what the hell is going on with the Chargers. (Though if they want to trade Justin Herbert to the Vikings for basically nothing, I would be okay with that.)

Meanwhile, the Jets have two wins. Not two GOOD wins, but two wins nonetheless. In most years, Squidward would be played by the Jets in the header, but the Titans are just especially pathetic right now.

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