I must be not fully up-to-date on my Supergirl lore. Is she normally riding around with the three little pigs? Is the Big Bad Wolf one of her arch-rivals? What the fuck is any of this? This was originally just going to be a header about Helen Slater’s Supergirl telling viewers to buckle up, and then I stumbled across whatever the fuck this is, though good for Kara for caring about traffic safety enough to do two separate PSAs on it. But really, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???

Buckle up, y’all!