Best Simpsons Song Tournament – Sweet 16

Time for Round 2!

In the opening round, our original lineup of thirty-two songs was whittled down to just sixteen. The closest fight was the Battle of the Stereotypes, with Apu’s “Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart” narrowly beating “Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel”, 44-to-38. By contrast, the most lopsided matchup came from “The Stonecutters Song” absolutely throttling the “Kids vs. Adults” number, 82-to-7.

But the Stonecutters shouldn’t get too cocky – they’re up against “Canyonero!” this round, which if there’s any justice in the world should put up a brutal fight. This and many other scintillating contests are ahead, so let’s get voting!