Bingo to ya, and welcome to S2, E9 of Severance. Please reject Wade Messer’s offers of huffing ether; eventually Raylan Givens will show up to demonstrate how wrong you are.

… Yeah, okay. I wrote a lot more about a Justified/Severance crossover but eventually realized I was riding madly off in all directions and deleted it.

Once again I am putting the thread up earlier since it seems that works for more folks. Yes I’m bummed and yes I want kudos. I’m fragile, goddammit. Harrumph. 

Reminder: spoiler policy (courtesy of @pachylad) as follows:

Anything revealed in the current episode and before can be mentioned without spoiler tags.

Anything that is leaked or in promos but not yet in the episode should be spoilered.

Anything suggested in the current episode or previous eps that hasn’t yet been revealed onscreen (and speculation derived from same) should be spoilered.

I want to thank everyone who has been using spoiler tags but also declaring whether they were posting spoilers or speculation. I feel that’s useful for those who want to theorize but not have future episodes definitively ruined for them.