Please, will someone take away Tony Khan’s access to that accursed social media platform?

Elsewhere, Wrestle Kingdom 18 happened, and these boys put on a classic:

New IWGP World Heavyweight champion Tetsuya Naito may or may not destroy the new belt:

“When this belt was made, I was against it right up to the very end. I never had any good thoughts about this title before, and now I have it… it’s complicated. Maybe I have a little more attachment to this belt than I did before the Tokyo Dome, but just a little. Perhaps the more I hold it, the more attached I’ll become, and if not, well I guess I’ll just toss it. I mean, if you break belts around here they just give you new ones, right? With a different name. Seems there’s precedent.”

Hmm… what else? The Rock turned up and teased a Wrestlemania match with Roman Reigns. Giulia seems bound for NXT. Mercedes Mone may (or may not) debut on AEW sometime soon… and probably a whole bunch of stuff too.