Thought of the title days ago. Step two was, of course, to elegantly gather disparate threads together into a final grand statement on politics. Step three was just to plagiarize Jeb 👏

& with that, my work here is done! Next week, A One-Cordy Open Sleigh will be your new Wednesday PT Header custodian, so let me be the first to thank them for taking up the mantle. Thanks 🥑