“FUCK YOU AND FUCK THIS AND FUCK FUCKING CHRISTMAS AND FUCK ME!!!”
Bad Santa was most certainly on a Bad Bender as they stumbled around and about Possum village. First they peed in the village fountain. Next they threw up in the village well. And lastly they passed out in the village compost pile.
All of this was witnessed by a pair of red glowing orbs.
“Oh. Oh yes. You have been very bad. Come along with me now.”
And with that, Krampus thrashed Bad Santa with twigs and stuffed them into their sack never ever never to be seen again!
BAD SANTA/GOAT HAS DIED AND JOINED KRAMPUS. They were A CHILD.
In a root cellar we find a couple of ham radios and a casting device that would have made E.T. proud.
“Next up, the soothing sounds of the ice box from “A Muppet Christmas Carol.”
Then came a clacking sound from the coal chute. Getting up to investigate, Sirius XM finds a brightly wrapped box. They begin to tear into it.
“A Whoopee-“
*clip clop clip clop*
“Hey! Who’s ruining my Roomsoun-“
The flash of a Silver Dagger and it’s all over.
SIRIUS XM ROOM TONES/ NARROWSTRIFE HAS DIED. They were THE MAD GLITTER BOMBER.
Welcome to Day Two.
TOWN ROLES
Rupert the Elf- the slightly amoral adopted child of St. Nick. Due to their shades of gray they are able to discern between the village Children and Pechtra’s crew. (Investigator who each night is told if a chosen player is a Wolf/ not a Wolf. Krampus and the Goat Harasser read as not a Wolf.)
The Mad Glitter Bomber- glitter bombs anyone in sight, sometimes even themselves, which leaves that person in a state of confusion. (Jailer who each night chooses a player to keep from harm and also stop them from committing any night actions. If they bomb themselves their next day’s vote will show but will not count in the final tally. If they Jail the Wolf carrying out their Kill the Kill won’t go through. If they Jail Perchta the Kill will still go through but their random power will be blocked.)
St. Nick- each night will choose a player to bequeath a random gift to.
The Children (10) The mostly sweet and innocent denizens of Possum village. (Vanilla Town.)
SCUM ROLES
Wolves- 4
Perchta- The most awful Ice Majesty of Tonka Mountain. (Lead Wolf that will choose a Vanilla Wolf each night to commit their kills. Also, each night will receive, randomly, one of the following actions: Role Blocking/Investigation/Invisibility/Curse/Charm/Heal. If Perchta investigates Krampus or the Goat Harasser they will be seen as such. If all Vanilla Wolves die than Perchta will commit the kills as well as their random action. Team Perchta wins win when all others have been banished to the Black Chasm (Graveyard) or they have a majority.)
Yule Goats- Underlings of their awful Majesty Perchta. (Vanilla Wolves.)
Krampus- Hates everyone and will beat them with sticks and toss them into their sack never to be seen again. (SK who will select a player to be put in their sack. That player will join Squad Krampus instead of going to the Black Chasm (Graveyard.) Krampus wins when they’ve captured five players or is the last living player standing.)
The Goat Harasser- Sits off in a lonely cabin seething and cursing at Perchta and the Yule Goats. (Backup Serial Killer who is activated if Krampus is killed within the first three nights. Does not inherit Krampus’s sack and their victims go straight to the Black Chasm.)
RULES
Sequence of Night Actions: Glitter Bombing->Perchta/Rupert/St. Nick->Killz
Ties at Twilight will be dealt with by RNG between the top vote getters.
No quoting from your DM without hoho approval.
No editing of comments without hoho approval.
No less than three comments per Day without hoho approval.
Attack arguments, not people, and be nice to each other or else hoho Krampus will whisk you away!
Many ❤️❤️❤️ to Kaddish for developing this game with me!
PLAYERS
1) Cop on the Edge-ish- Xmas Song Bot
2) sic- Ghost of Christmas Almost Was
3) Mrs. Queequeg- Robot Santa Claus
4) MSD- Eleanor Shellstrop
5) April- A Satyr
6) Chum Joely- Chumpjoleon Dynamite
7) Grumos- Hermey the Elf
8) Ralph- Little Drummer Ralph
9) forever1267- Radical Drinks Drinker
10) Goat- Bad Santa A CHILD
11) malthusc- Chidi Anagonye
12) Copywight- Ghost of Xmas Never-On-Time
13) Nuka Betty- Eater of Cronchy Porridge
14) Tiff- Baby Mighty Kraken John
15) DourifLeMoko- Bean Bunny
16) Narrowstrife- ? THE MAD GLITTER BOMBER
17) Lindsay- Dominic the Donkey Hee Haw A CHILD
18) emm- ? (I mean, we all know it’ll be Kitty Witless but…)
19) jake- Ripley
20) Indy- Zombie Buzz
BACKUPS
1) Side- Pepperoni Pizza Combos
TWILIGHT WILL OCCUR AT 1PM PST SATURDAY 12/18
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