It’s well into fall in the Northern Hemisphere, now is the time to curl up with some nice Scandinavian cultural concepts[footnote]NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE CURSED DUTCH CONCEPT OF GEZELLIGHEID[/footnote] and Germanic philosophy[footnote]DO NOT CURL UP WITH GERMAN PHILOSOPHY, IT IS POINTY AND FULL OF TEETH[/footnote]

Isn’t that nice and inviting?