Richard Ayoade wasn’t a security guard by trade. He took this gig mostly for fun, and to try out an idea for another travelogue show. So when he found his booth demolished, the remains smoldering, he barely missed a beat turning around and walking straight back to the hotel to call his agent.
Richard Ayoade/Nate the Lesser has died. He was the Night Security Guard/Jailer.
Bob Belcher often wakes early for things like this. After all, it’s never too early to get your mise-en-place all en place. And a little alone time at the stand gives some good thinking time to come up with a burger of the day.
“Oh my god,” he said flatly. The Burger of the Day chalkboard, where he would have done his greatest work now read “Burger of the Day: Ass. (comes with my ass)”. He opened the cooler where his ingredients for the day kept overnight and saw a distinct ass print in the beef.
“I can’t serve this. I’m ruined!”
Bob Belcher/Mrs. Queequeg has died. They were an Ordinary Vendor/Vanilla Town.
Town-Aligned – Town wins when all threats are eliminated
1 Night Security Guard (Jailer)– Each night phase, the security guard locks up the stall of one other player. They are protected from any night action, and cannot perform any night action while their things are locked up overnight.
- 1 Organic Certification Specialist (Investigator) – Each night phase, the investigator selects one other player to investigate. They will receive a result of either Wolf or Not Wolf. The Serial Killer role will thus read as Not Wolf.
119 Ordinary Vendors (Vanilla Town) – No additional powers. You’re just trying to sell some homegrown produce, man. Why does this always have to turn violent.
- 4 Wolfily Wiggly Location Scouts (Wolves) – The Wolves share a private chat, which they use to talk amongst themselves and scheme against town, day or night. Each night, wolves will select one player to “kill” (i.e. burn down their stall or something). As long as there is one unimpeded wolf, they may carry out this night action. Wolves win when all other players are dead, or when the numbers make this inevitable.
- 1 Prankster (Serial Killer) – Each night, the Prankster will target a stall with a prank that is really just ruining their stuff, but man, you should see the looks on their faces when all their tomatoes are smashed and they can’t sell anything. The Prankster wins when all other players are eliminated.
Oh right, and everyone is also a Fruit Vendor. Each night, you may target one other player to give a fruit, vegetable, or whatever. This has no material effect on the game.
Or at least not until you maniacs find a way to break the entire game with this.
- Each player will have a private chat with me set up on QuickTopic. This will tell you your role, as well as provide you a space to ask me any questions, and communicate your night actions to me.
- The game consists of Day and Night phases. During the Day, there will be a post here at the Avocado in which you may speak freely amongst yourselves. Together, you will vote on a player to remove from the game (expel them from the market, or “day kill” for short).
- The Day phase will end either at the pre-designated Twilight time, or when more than 50% of remaining players have voted for the same person. Whichever event triggers twilight, all game-related conversation should stop immediately.
- The Night phase begins immediately after I have posted the results of the Day’s vote. During this time, those with night actions (wolves, SK, jailer, investigator) will submit these actions to me in a private chat.
- The next Day Phase will begin when all night actions have been resolved. I will tag you all to alert you when a new day has begun.
- No Editing or Deleting Comments for Any Reason – This includes typos, double posts, posting something you meant for the Open Thread, anything. Choose your words carefully, and consider your spelling, punctuation, and html tags before you hit Post Comment
- Do not quote anything said in the private chats directly in the day threads. You may paraphrase, but copying and pasting a role description, for example, is not allowed.
- As mentioned above, all game-related conversation must stop when twilight happens.
- For the sake of my own sanity, please only post votes in the official Vote Thread. Votes not posted in the Vote Thread will not be counted, and please keep additional commentary, gifs, etc. out of the Vote Thread itself.
- More than anything, please remember this is a game, and we’re all friends here. Have fun, and be kind to each other.
- Cop on the Edge-ish
- Brie N Croot
- Nate the Lesser
- Sister Jude
- Mrs. Queequeg
- Snoopy’s Golden Twinkie
- King Smokey
Twilight will be on Thursday, July 1 at noon Pacific.