Unfortunately, the 10 I found have all been dead for over 100 years and therefore are not eligible to serve in the Senate right now. Also, they’d probably be primaried out of existence anyway. So I guess I republican’t.

Be nice everyone. No Ben Garrison, no Hog Poggling, no McSquirrelling. It’s Memorial Day weekend, the official start of summer, where if you are lucky, you might even get to spend outside without a mask!

Hey, maybe take a trip out to Coney Island! But watch out for the local gangs.