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Have we all heard of this Ted Cruz guy? Until Wednesday, there were no indications of this but apparently he’s kind of a piece of shit. Here with a joke at his expense is Hillary Clinton:

https://thehill.com/homenews/news/539589-hillary-clinton-jabs-at-ted-cruz-dont-vote-for-anyone-you-wouldnt-trust-with

Speaking of dogs, this is kind of cool news:

https://www.nextgov.com/ideas/2021/02/dogs-can-sniff-out-covid-19-human-sweat/172074/

Also speaking of dogs, President Biden has dogs. What’s he up to?

https://www.politico.com/news/2021/02/19/biden-europe-meeting-g7-leaders-470104

Speaking of Mars (were we, though?), there’s this:

https://www.vox.com/science-and-health/2021/2/17/22286229/nasa-mars-perseverance-rover-mars-landing-live-stream-mission

Cancel culture is coming for Genesis!

Fox News Anchor Bill Hemmer Warns Cancel Culture Could ‘Come After Bible Characters Next’

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