“A cataclysmic event plunges the land of Thedas into turmoil. Dragons darken the sky, casting a shadow over lands on the brink of chaos. Mages break into all-out war against the oppressive templars. Nations rise against one another. It falls to you and your allies to restore order as you lead the Inquisition and hunt down the agents of chaos.”

Welcome to the world of BioWare’s Dragon Age: Inquisition, released in 2014. After the necessary exposition introducing your character and the game’s mechanics, you are dumped into the Hinterlands, a land of farms, and trees, and goats, and Elfroot, and … seriously get the hell out quickly, because the rest of the game is a lot more fun.

Have a great night, Avocado!