Happy Halloween Poliocadoes!! OOooooo it’s the spooookiest time of the year. Time for the little ones to dress up as mummies and ghost and abscond with candy from friends and neighbors. Time for teens to TP houses and local statues, and for the age-appropriate and of the mind out there to wear questionable costumes and get blasted on Pumpkin-themed libations.

But perhaps it’s spookiest for one man in particular, the President of the United States. For you see, today, the Haunted House of Representatives votes on how to proceed in the next phase of his own….IMPEACHMENT INQUIRY!

*Toccata and Fugue in D Minor*

The House itself has enough evidence. At least that’s what House Spooker Necromancy Pelosi seems to think.

Pelosi believes there's enough evidence to impeach Trump: "I do think we have enough," she said. "We've had enough for a very long time … but as long as there is corroboration, we might as well get some more. And then we'll see." https://t.co/ust8Wi7jSI

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) October 31, 2019

There seem to be enough votes from Demoncratic Party. But the real fun will be in seeing how the House GhoulOP will vote. One Representative told reporters that he ‘had no idea how he would vote’ before fleeing for his life!!!

Meanwhile, the White House has become deathly quiet over the Administration’s first term due to so many sudden resignations and disappearances. After all, who has heard from the mysterious aide Count Stephen Miller recently? They say he only comes out at night and has a plot of soii from his native California in his office. Expected to resign ahead of his testimony in the impeachment is Tim Morrison, the Russia Director on the National Security Council.

EXCLUSIVE: Tim Morrison, the top Russia official on President Trump's National Security Council who is scheduled to testify in the impeachment inquiry Thursday, is expected to soon leave his White House position, three sources familiar tell NPR. https://t.co/6USAeXbaEH

— NPR Politics (@nprpolitics) October 30, 2019

 

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