I am your host, your ghost host. Kindly step all the way into the Day Thread, please, and make room for everyone. There’s no turning back now. Our tour begins here in this gallery, where you see gifs of some of our commenters as they appeared in their corruptible, mortal state.

 

Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding, almost as though you sense a disquieting metamorphosis. Is this haunted Day Thread actually full of shit posts? Or is it your imagination? And consider this dismaying observation: this thread has no windows and no doors… which offers you this chilling challenge: to find a way out!

Of course, there’s always Disqus borking.