I Signed Up for a Night Thread, Then Ran Out of Ideas: My Harrowing True Story

If you’re reading this, I signed up for the April 1st Night Thread, then failed to think of something to put in it. Perhaps I had an elaborate April Fools prank that proved too complex to execute in time. Perhaps I wished to create a prank-free space for people who just want to not be lied to for 12 hours. We’ll never know.

And yet, is filler not an art form of its own?