Return of the Simpsons Quote Conversation Challenge

A little over a year ago, I posted the Simpsons Quote Conversation Challenge to the Avocado, a silly little game where we tried to carry on an entire conversation using nothing but quotes from The Simpsons, and I thought, hey! Why not do it again?

The goal here isn’t just to quote a bunch of lines from The Simpsons that we think are funny, but to have each comment make sense as a response to the comment before it. For example, if someone says, “Romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece,” someone else could respond, “Is that the love between a man and a woman, or the love of a man for a fine Cuban cigar?”, to which a third person would, of course, respond with, “It can be two things!”

What do you say? Anyone want to take up this incredibly nerdy challenge?