Celebration!  The government is open, for another three weeks at the very least, until the diaper baby in charge decides to throw another temper tantrum.  I’m sure the Senate and the House will happily figure out a budget by then that he’ll like, and that Sata–I mean, Ann Coulter, and Fox News will actually accept.

Yeah, right.  Who are we kidding?  The same shit is going to happen again, and we’ll get to see what happens when a moron who has no actual idea how government works tries to declare an emergency to build a massive public works project overnight.   Maybe we should send him some Legos and tell him to go to town.   It can’t hurt.