Ok so last week Archie died I guess

I know people joke about them doing “Afterlife With Archie”, but…

also Cheryl and Tomi became Catwoman

Jughead kicked [google search] Fangs out of the Southside Serpents for selling drugs

Betty adopted a bunch of kids that are the same age as her because she is also a child and then her mom gave them to that Cult no one is talking about

Hiram probably did something evil then smirked about it

and also once again ARCHIE DIED