Trump is searching the kingdom for a “mini me”
Applicants must have the following qualifications:
- Must look like Trump thinks he looks
- Must be shorter than Trump
- Must have smaller hands than Trump
- Must agree that “smoking” is spelled “smocking”
- Must be willing to take loyalty oath
- If Special Prosecutor demands interview, you must not show under any circumstances
- Must be willing to be tweeted about in any context
- Must kill any flies in the West Wing
- Termination may occur at any time and notification may come from any communication medium
Job Perks:
- US treasury
- Free Night Stay in Trump Moscow and Trump Saudi
- Free Rides on Air Force One
- Allowed to fire people in the situation room
- McDonald’s
- Sunless Tanner
- Salary may or may not come from small donors
Must apply via tweet, resume not needed but head shot REQUIRED
NO Experience Needed!!!