The Tuesday Politics Thread Is Just Happy for UB40

The US is way too close to having a Supreme Court Justice who once threw a beer at a guy he thought was the lead singer of UB40. Also the sexual assault stuff is horrendous, of course. I continue to be just a little baffled that anyone ever wanted to hang out with this complete turd.

In other news, the orange guy talked to reporters again, which traditionally just does not go well for him. Highlights include him telling someone “you never do” in response to her saying she didn’t think about Trump not calling on her to ask a question, which is a very clever retort if you’re in sixth grade, and a tangent about how he doesn’t drink in response to a question about Butt-Chuggin’ Brett lying about his drinking.

Do your best to have a good Tuesday.

As always, be excellent to each other, only flag those posts what break the rules, Mayor McSquirrel rule is in effect, beware the siren song of the Sex Clam, and if it gets hairy out there, grab ahold of a mod at avocadomods@gmail.com.