Thank you for indulging me and fighting about cloth bags with hands in them for two weeks.

There were 171 nominees, 128 of whom made it into the bracket, seven rounds of voting (eight if you count the two halves of the first round, nine if you count the nominations thread), and countless childhoods crushed in service of declaring a winner.

4th Place: Statler and Waldorf

3rd Place: Cookie Monster

2nd Place: Gonzo the Great

1st Place, and the Indisputable Best Muppet: Kermit the Frog

I hope you all had as much fun as I did just remembering and learning about Muppets. Thank you.