The investigators gathered the next morning in the Double R diner, where they sipped damn fine coffee and freshly-squeezed grapefruit juice served by Norma and a grieving Shelly. The mysterious disappearance of her daughter so soon after Laura Palmer’s grisly murder had clearly unsettled her mother, as did the fact that it was 1989 and her daughter was somehow around the same age as her.
None of the other investigators had the heart to admit to her that they knew for sure that Becky’s disappearance was not the work of one murderer, but twenty-three.
Sadly, one of the few definite assets they had did not join them in that diner. Deputy Tommy “Hawk” Hill (Zecko) has died. He was A Bookhouse Boy.
Chloe Price believed that the death of Laura Palmer might be connected to the murder of her girlfriend Rachel Amber. She thought wrong, but that didn’t stop the brash, outspoken young bisexual from deciding to pursue her suspicions during the night. This proved to be a spectacularly bad idea. She’d had a rough life so far, but now that was all over. Chloe Elizabeth Price (Hayes) has died. She was Vanilla Town.
Tina and Laura LaRoux had only been passing through town on a trip. Rather than check into the comparatively expensive Great Northern, they had decided to break out the camping gear in their trunk and spend an evening in the woods. That, too, was a mistake. Tina and Laura LaRoux (Lindsay) have died. They were Vanilla Town.
The rules are quite simple. There is a day phase and a night phase. During the day phase the players will discuss and decide by popular vote who from among themselves they should eliminate. During the night phase, the players whose roles grant them special powers will have the opportunity to use them to help or hinder the investigation as appropriate.
10 7 Vanilla Town
1 FBI Special Investigator (Town Detective)
1 Sheriff (Town Jailer and Mason)
1 Sheriff’s Deputies (Town Mason– the Sheriff and Deputy have a QT and know one another’s identity)
1 Plucky Teenager (Town Detective… whose naivete, inexperience, and precocious crush on the FBI investigator will lead them to trip up and get a false reading on one out of every three investigations!)
1 FBI Medical Examiner (Can determine whether a night kill was made by the Renaults, BOB, the Rogue FBI Agent, or the Bookhouse Boys)
The DEA Agent (Automatically gains the powers of either the FBI Special Investigator or the FBI Medical Examiner if they are killed.)
The Log Lady (Town Radio operator, gets messages from random QTs each night.)
The Bookhouse Boys (
Two One one-shot Town Vigilantes)
Two Renault Brothers (Vanilla scum)
One Proprietor of One-Eyed Jack’s (Scum roleblocker)
Two Serial Killers
BOB (Vanilla serial killer. The game ends and Town wins if BOB is caught. Will have one opportunity during the game to pass the role off to someone else.)
Rogue FBI Agent (Wins if he kills the FBI Investigator and survives.)
1. Admirax (Betty Elms)
2. forget_it_jake (Nadine Hurley)
3. InnDEEEEEEEEEEEEED (Gordon Cole)
4. Albert Goat-enfield (Albert Rosenfield)
Zecko (Tommy “Hawk” Hill)
6. ThoughtsThoughtsThoughts (Margaret “The Log Lady” Lanterman)
7. Oolon1120 (Stan Pines)
8. HolsGG (Judith Funnie)
9. longbox jockey (Leland Palmer)
10. April Ludgate-Karate-Dwyer (Gordon Cole)
11. Elliot Thomas (Sarah Palmer)
12. Hegel Exercises (Magnus Karlsen)
spookgayfriend (Becky Burnett)
14. Science is Bad (The Log Lady’s Log)
15. Sheltie-FrostedLennyflakes (Edward Louis Severson)
The Hayes Code (Chloe Price)
17. Smapti Jones (Dr. Lawrence Jacoby)
18. TCRM (James Hurley)
19. BannerThiefFailureHet (George Woodman)
20. wolf triad overboss subsaharan (Josie Packard)
LindsayDisasterLesbian (Tina and Laura Laroux)
22. Nerfmax (Harold Smith)
23. Doctor Nick (Pete Martell)
24. Mirage (Sam Colby)
This day will end at 3:00 PM EST on Friday. A countdown is available here.