Welcome to the Parental Guidance thread.

Twice a month, Corn, I or some other industrious Avocado*will post a discussion about all things parental or parental – adjacent. We’ll have a topic as a jumping off point, but by all means use this space to brag, complain, vent, seek advice, etc.

*For real, just let us know if you want to do a thread.

This week’s topic: Kids’s Say the Most Fucked – Up Shit.

My kid pronounces “veggie chips” as “bunny tits.”

Tell us some of the hilarious anecdotes about what The Children have done or said.