There are a lot of big stories happening, so let’s get started:
Rankings:
🍾🍾🍾🍾 🍾 5
Pop the champagne, great news
🌊🌊🌊🌊 4
Finally on the right track
🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ 3
What happened here
💰💰 2
Trump team “f” ed up again
😱 1
The apocalypse is nigh
1. Statue of the gynecologist who experimented on black women removed from Central Park 🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾
2. We lost a First Lady and a style icon 😱
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/17/us/barbara-bush-dead.html
This made me doubly sad to remember we also lost Nancy Reagan.
3. Nikki Haley gets “confused.” But at least she defended herself. 💰💰
4. White House cannot get the death announcement of the late First Lady accurate. Here is their running list of typos. 💰💰
5. ‘I’m like a breakup he can’t get over’: James Comey joins Stephen Colbert and mocks Trump
James Comey finally pulls the winsome card and puts the petty one away.
🌊🌊🌊🌊
6. Tax Day, IRS promptly crashes 💰💰
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/17/us/politics/want-to-pay-your-taxes-come-back-later-says-irs.html
Welcome to Wednesday:)