I’d like to extend special birthday wishes to Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell. On this day 3000 years ago he poked his little beak through his shell, devoured the rest of his clutchmates, and took his first dollar from Washington special interest lobbyists. Happy birthday, you old sack of shit!

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