The Avocado

The Avocado Fantasy Gift-Off!

Welcome to the first annual Avocado Fantasy Gift-Off!

The premise is simple:

  • If you would like to participate, start a new sub-thread saying “Gift me, mofos!” or something to that effect.
  • Other Avocadians then respond by posting their fantasy gift ideas for you.

These gift ideas can be anything one’s minds can conjure up that they think the recipient would enjoy. There are NO limitations! You wanna gift someone a dinosaur or a planet? Go for it.

For example, Scott could request for gifts, and I could then respond by saying “Immortan Joe’s vehicle with a horn that says ‘Mediocre’!

This is opt-in only, so please don’t gift anyone who hasn’t expressed their desire to participate. This is also designed to be a fun, light-hearted exercise, so please don’t be a mean-spirited buttocks.

Now… LET THE AVOCADO FANTASY GIFT-OFF BEGIN!

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