You don’t have to say it. I know how this goes. You tell Twitter you’re not going to fire me and then BAM! Right in the unemployment line. At least, that’s what it feels like around here, and Mueller might be next on the chopping block. So strap in y’all, it’s time for another week in Politics!

 

Remember to be kind to your fellow Avocados, flag for people breaking the rules and don’t threaten Mayor McSquirrel, no matter who he fires from the Chestnut House.