Welcome back to the Weekly Pun Thread, where I give you an article and you go off and pun away (or bring your own article to add to the fun!).

This week’s article asks a question we have all been seeking an answer to since the dawn of time: How much poop does your average goose drop in a day?

Any guesses? I’ll wait

…

Two whole pounds, which is double what an average human produces (when you take the night or morning after Thanksgiving dinner out of the equation).

I guess they really do drop a deuce.