Good sirs and madams,
It is my privileged to invite a select few of you to spend the weekend at my island estate. Thirteen of you to be exact. I assure you that this invitation is very exclusive and you have been chosen because your past experiences have brought you to my attention and the opportunities I have to offer will be in your best interest. I sincerely hope that you can all accept and more thorough information shall be included below including the exact time we will expect you to show up for the boat to the island.
Mr. Winged Potato, Esq