Ready or Not? Not, apparently. Continue reading The Box Office Throws a Hail Mary — Weekend Box Office Report for March 20th-March 22nd, 2026

She looks like she’s about to tell him she doesn’t think the system works… Continue reading Reminders of Hoppers — Weekend Box Office Report for March 13th-March 15th, 2026

Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Money. Continue reading The Bride Belongs Dead — Weekend Box Office Report for March 6th-March 8th, 2026

WASSUP??? Continue reading Scream Shrieks — Weekend Box Office Report for February 27th-March 1st, 2026

He’s a psycho AND a killer? What is he? Some kind of PSYCHO KILLER??!!! Continue reading GOAT is GOAT-ed (Well, This Week Anyway) — Weekend Box Office Report for February 20th-February 22nd, 2026

Giggity! Continue reading The Box Office Comes to New Heights — Weekend Box Office Report for February 13th-February 16th, 2026

Yeah, I’m late, but y’all were too busy watching football to read this anyway. Continue reading No One Talks to Strangers — Weekend Box Office Report for February 6th-February 8th, 2026

Send help if you don’t want to read about this! Or just skip the first few paragraphs. Continue reading The Box Office Really Doesn’t Care, Do You? — Weekend Box Office Report for January 30th-February 1st, 2026

Brrrrr! Continue reading Nature Shows No Mercy — Weekend Box Office Report for January 23rd-January 25th, 2026

They seem nice… Continue reading The Bone Temple Can’t Keep It Up — Weekend Box Office Report for January 16h-January 18th, 2026

Header images you can hear. Continue reading Avatar Burns Up Evil Monkey — Weekend Box Office Report for January 9th-January 11th, 2026

WHOO!!! Continue reading Blue Rabbits Dominate the New Year — Weekend Box Office Report for January 2nd-January 4th, 2026

Look, I know they’re the villains, but that doesn’t mean I can’t be happy for them. Continue reading Avatar Reigns Supreme — Weekend Box Office Report for December 26th-December 28th, 2025

I hate my life. Continue reading The Box Office Report is Fashionably Late — Weekend Box Office Report for December 19th-December 21st, 2025

Poor Lisa Simpson. Continue reading Furries Impeach Ella McCay — Weekend Box Office Report for December 12th-December 14th, 2025

And Nick and Judy make all the money! Continue reading The Box Office is Jump-Scared — Weekend Box Office Report for December 5th-December 7th, 2025

It made ssssssso much money! Continue reading Zootopia 2 Issssssssss a Hit — Weekend Box Office Report for November 26th-November 30th, 2025

No good deed might go unpunished, but they do still make big money. Continue reading Something Wicked This Way Comes — Weekend Box Office Report for November 21st-November 23rd, 2025

And Keeper is no keeper. Continue reading Now You See Me Makes The Running Man Disappear — Weekend Box Office Report for November 14th-November 16th, 2025

Badlands? More like GOODlands! Am I right? Who am I elbowing? There’s no one there. Continue reading The Predator Has No Regrets — Weekend Box Office Report for November 7th-November 9th, 2025

Happy Halloween? More like CRAPPY Halloween, am I right? I’m here till Thursday. Leave a tip. Continue reading Ugh — Weekend Box Office Report for October 31st-November 2nd, 2025