It’s another light week, but not because the holiday is almost here, it’s because the Advance Wars remake was supposed to come out, but it has been delayed until early 2022. Don’t fret, though, there’s still stuff to get! What, … Continue reading New Game Releases 11/30/21 – 12/06/21

Phew, looks like the game companies are taking a bit of a break this week for Thanksgiving and I am so down with that after a crazy last few weeks. Still, though, the notable titles are pretty massive releases, including … Continue reading New Game Releases 11/23/21 – 11/29/21

Pocket monsters, British detectives, future warfare, and fake Fortnite are all vying for your dollars this week. Side note, I tried looking for a copy of Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars for DS, but it’s like $100 bucks! Can they … Continue reading New Game Releases 11/16/21 – 11/22/21

What would you like to play this week? A niche JRPG series that’s been steadily growing in popularity over the last twenty years or an auto racing series that is probably the most popular in the world? You could also … Continue reading New Game Releases 11/09/21 – 11/15/21

This is it folks, the mad dash to Christmas is finally upon us. The biggest selling games of the year are likely to be released over the next six weeks and I’m sure more than a few of them will … Continue reading New Game Releases 11/02/21 – 11/08/21

I can’t think of a funny quip to say here so I guess we can just dive right into the new releases. Oh, um, for being the Halloween release week there sure aren’t that many scary games, I mean, unless … Continue reading New Game Releases 10/26/21 – 11/01/21

There’s certainly new games coming out this week, but I’m honestly not that impressed. I would much rather talk about the 20th anniversary of Grand Theft Auto III, sound good? Okay, lets just get the formalities out of the way … Continue reading New Game Releases 10/19/21 – 10/25/21

What’s up everyone, battling a cold/flu as I write this (no, it isn’t COVID, but thank you for asking) so maybe keep your expectations low for a hilarious/informative column. I’m usually hilarious and informative, right? Don’t answer that.   Top … Continue reading New Game Releases 10/12/21 – 10/18/21

It’s a far more manageable slate of new releases this week, with only a handful of titles coming out. The good news, though, is that it’s a handful of big, AAA titles that you can really sink your teeth into. … Continue reading New Game Releases 10/05/21 – 10/11/21

I’m on vacation again this week so I’m just going to speed through these. It’s not the best week for new releases, but it sure is one of the biggest in terms of output. Here we go…   Top Releases: … Continue reading New Game Releases 09/28/21 – 10/04/21

We’ve got a big sequel, a big new IP, a couple big remakes/ports, and a big indie title. There’s something for everybody this week, I mean, unless you don’t like video games. Why would you even read this column if … Continue reading New Game Releases 09/21/21 – 09/27/21

Hey, that game Deathloop is finally coming out. It feels like we’ve been getting this game teased to us for ten years, but would you believe it’s only been two? The first trailer debuted at E3 2019, and then seemed … Continue reading New Game Releases 09/14/21 – 09/20/21

Alright folks, here it comes; the onslaught! You should expect to see big, major new releases every week until the end of the year. Sometimes multiple big games, like this week, as all of the top games are just about … Continue reading New Game Releases 09/07/21 – 09/13/21

Last week I mentioned in the comments that I was really excited to be past the slow days of Summer as we headed into an action packed Fall. Well, this week is pretty light when compared to last week, but … Continue reading New Game Releases 08/31/21 – 09/06/21

It’s a new release showdown this week between two long awaited sequels from two of gaming’s most notable auteurs; Tim Schafer & Double Fine’s Psychonauts 2 and Suda 51 & Grasshopper Manufacture’s No More Heroes III. Who will be the … Continue reading New Game Releases 08/24/21 – 08/30/21

What’s up, I started writing this at 5:30pm PT on Monday so I’m quickly running out of time, running out of time, running out of time…   Top Releases: Twelve Minutes (PC/Xbox One/Series X|S) – Releases Aug. 19th *ALERT* XBOX … Continue reading New Game Releases 08/17/21 – 08/23/21

This week’s slate of games is pretty large, however most of them are smaller, indie titles. The most high profile non-indie stuff is probably the new Assassin’s Creed Valhalla DLC, but these indie titles really want you to love them; … Continue reading New Game Releases 08/10/21 – 08/16/21

August isn’t really starting off all that strong when it comes to new releases so this could be a good time to catch up on your back log. For me, it seems the harder that I try, the further I … Continue reading New Game Releases 08/03/20 – 08/09/21

WOW!!! There’s, roughly, 25 brand new games coming out (not to mention the other 15 shovelware pieces of shit on the Switch eShop). If you can’t find something new to buy this week, well, you just aren’t looking hard enough. … Continue reading New Game Releases 07/27/21 – 08/02/21

Oh boy, here we go again, back to a huge blast of new games. Maybe you’ll see something that strikes your fancy, but this week just isn’t doing it for me. I mean, maybe I can force myself to get … Continue reading New Game Releases 07/20/21 – 07/26/21