This is…not a marketing tie-in I had on my 2026 Bingo Card. Did this really happen because someone was like “hey, you know how they beat up a car in the game? Well, what if we did a car insurance commercial?” Does Shaq know about this? Isn’t he upset his “friend” The General chose this over promoting the Shaq-Fu movie? Also I’m pretty sure insurance doesn’t cover it if someone physically assaults your car. At least if they conveniently do so right in front of your provider’s office building. Seems a bit sus.

Have the power tonight, y’all! Be safe, be well, be you!