Look, this was originally going to be an Independence Day thread to celebrate its 30th anniversary. And really, I should’ve done that, since I could’ve simply titled it “Independence Day Thread”. Now I’m going to be stuck with “Independence Day Night Thread” which just sounds clunky and confusing. Like it would be like doing a header centered around “Doris Day” and then making it “Doris Day Night Thread” when “Doris Day Thread” was RIGHT THERE! God, I suck at this. Have I really lost my touch? Fuck it, I’ll just turn this into another Pomni thread. I don’t care anymore.

Happy 4th of July, I guess.