I wasn’t going to take this header, but as I type this, it’s two in the morning. And no one had signed up for it. So I was left with no choice. I had to do my patriotic duty and prevent everyone from falling into the goo. That’s what happens, right? Goo? Or are we just forced to listen to some old Goo-Goo Dolls albums? Or maybe there’s no goo at all and I am completely losing it. As previously stated, I am writing this at two in the morning.

Anyway here’s Pomni looking cute and badass holding a gun. It makes sense if you’ve watched the show. If you haven’t, you’re probably like “why is she looking so cute and badass holding a gun?” The episode this is from is literally titled They All Get Guns, by the way…

And speaking of They All Get Guns, a talented YouTuber created a trailer for The Amazing Digital Circus if it were an action comedy. Which technically it is, if not only for the They All Get Guns episode. Some footage from other episodes is spliced effectively into this as well. Just know that they don’t all get guns in every episode. Otherwise every episode would be called They All Have Guns Which They Always Have. Maybe. It’s late. I have no idea if any of these jokes are even making sense or not. Do I include a Shoot ‘Em Reference here? Did anyone actually watch that other than me? There was a scene where Clive Owen killed a guy with a carrot and said “eat your vegetables.” I’m sure there were other scenes too. Anyway it loved guns until it didn’t because I think it had an anti-gun message? Which makes sense for a film called Shoot ‘Em Up. God, I’m tired. I should really be wrapping this up. Where was I even going with this? Guns? Right, guns. And Pomni. This fan-made trailer really is good, though. I wasn’t joking about that part.

Have the power today, y’all!