Greetings, my lovable fruitcakes! It is I, your favorite ringmaster, Caine, here to prepare you for another WACKY DAY THREAD ADVENTURE! I know how much you all love them, which is why I keep making them, and that rascally Scrat, well, he can give you all a header next time! I DON’T have him tied up! And what if I did? He was just going to give you more He-Man or Ruber or something that would probably get some of you to block him anyway.

BUT NONE OF YOU HAVE ME BLOCKED! Because I, Caine, exist to please! And nothing pleases MORE than my WACKY DAY THREAD ESCAPADES! In today’s BONKERS ADVENTURE, you will all be entrapped in–wait–what is it you humans find amusing these days?

Why do I exist?

ANYWAY, LET’S GET GOING WITH THE ADVENTURE! You will be BONDED as I split you all into approximately 67 separate teams (SIX-SEVEN! SEE? I GET HUMANS!) to find THE LOST ARMS OF THE EVIL GRIMACE!!!

He’s this guy, by the way.

NOW I have hidden THE EVIL GRIMACE’S EXTRA ARMS in an ABANDONED MCDONALD’S PLAYGROUND where SEVERAL UNSPEAKABLE WAR CRIMES TOOK PLACE! Find the arms, and win a prize! Don’t find the arms, and…wait, Bubble, what happens if they don’t find the arms? You know what, it doesn’t matter, since I HAVE TOTAL AND COMPLETE FAITH IN YOU!!! By the way, CAINE HAPPY MEAL TOYS ARE NOW AVAILABLE AT ALL PARTICIPATING LOCATIONS! BUY NOW, AND EAT HEALTHY!!

Have a WACKY day, everyone! And be sure to LIKE THIS HEADER! SHARE IT WITH YOUR FRIENDS! SPREAD WORD OF MOUTH! SUBSCRIBE TO MY PATREON! ALL SPELLING ERRORS ARE INTENTIONAL BECAUSE HUMANS MAKE THOSE ALL THE TIME! BYE!