Every day, new horrors are upon us, and we get to have it delivered right to a little device in our pocket. But amid those horrors, there’s plenty of laughter along the way as well, and solace in hanging out with a bunch of weirdos at a pop culture site that knows how to find the right angle to make a lot of us snort unexpectedly.

Take hope where you can, and enjoy the camaraderie of the ride as there’s no way of knowing what’s going to pop up over the course of the day!

And no McSquirrelin’