I got a shingles shot yesterday. Since I know you all hang on my every word, you’re probably thinking, ‘Wait, QHarp, didn’t you complain about getting a shingles shot a few months ago?’ Well, let me save you from having to go back into your notes on my previous headers–I sure did. It’s a two-parter! Anyway, this vaccine is making me feel like garbage, so I’m MAHA now.

In other news , the Milan Olympics opening ceremonies are today (2PM ET, if you’re wondering, and a replay tonight); I look forward to watching it and saying ‘This is good, but it’s no Paris.’ Seriously, no drag queens, no heavy metal guillotines, no Celine? Do you even remember there was a whole Lady Gaga performance? Probably not, because of all the other crazy shit Paris threw at us. I mean, bless, Milan, but that’s a tough act to follow. Though Lady Gaga seems to be in a Borgia-core phase right now, so maybe she’ll show up in Milan too and get weird with it.

Oh! And the Bad Bunny Bowl is finally upon us this weekend! It’s a big weekend for those of us who love sports and giant productions, and the incredibly whiny tears of conservative commentators.

Be nice to each other today, be nice to the mods, and no threatening Mayor McSquirrel.