Hello, Boils And Ghouls, Happy Halloween!

Yes, it’s your old pal, the Gimp’dkeeper, hack for another Job Scares Thread. Hopefully, you’re all keeping grisly on this Friday. Me? Well, frankly. the only thing scarier than the holiday is my bank account balance, so I’m trying to stay busy and not go too crazy…At least no crazier than usual. Anyway, today’s just as good as any to let out a good scream, so go for it! And, well, if you know anyone else at your place of business who could use one…Don’t be afraid to get a creative, if you catch my drift. Ehehehehehehehehehe!

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As ever. have a safe and goreductive rest of the day, safe RIP home, if out, and a great shriekend. And remember: Halloween might be the night for supernatural horrors, but corporate culture is a horror that’s all too real. Pleasant screams, kiddies.