I pass this billboard all the time, but until this very moment, I never thought to try to find the image online so I could show y’all* — and of course I would never try to take a picture from my car while driving, because I am a Responsible Motorist 😇.

*Or I’ve shown y’all this image before and just don’t remember.

Gaze upon it!

Does . . . does that say “Dramatization”?

If you’re wondering what it could possibly mean — “L’avocat? Avocado? Lawyer?” — fear not! Gordon McKernan Injury Attorneys themselves explain the inspiration and intention for the cultural artifact in a helpful blog from 2022.

First off, I adore how they caption the above image:

If they do say so themselves.

Second, well, here’s the post in its entirety:

Damnit, that really is a fun fact about St. Martin Parish.

The disclaimer especially tickles me. Like, “Ah, ah, ah, don’t you try to French-grammar-rules-lawyer us, you traveling so-and-sos!”

I wonder if Gordon McKernan Injury Attorneys still maintain a blog on their website?

*Googles*

Aw, they do! It’s here, and it was updated just yesterday. Let’s see, “G’s Five Good Things,” that could be a fun way to end this. Ooh, but next there’s

OMG THERE ARE ANNUAL BILLBOARD DESIGN CONTEST KIDS’ WINNERS!!!

That’ll do, kids. That’ll do.

Have a great Day Thread, Avocados! If you slip on a peel, you know who to call!