Good morning! It’s the 24th anniversary of 9/11, and I should probably say something profound, but everything’s so topsy turvy that I wouldn’t know where to start. Instead, please enjoy this video that has been running in my head nonstop for over a week now, because sometimes when you don’t know what to say about 9/11, about political assassinations of unpleasant people, about rising grocery prices and falling jobs and a critical lack of empathy overall, you just need to see the world’s most satisfying back scratch:

Take care of yourselves and each other, Avocados, and be kind out there. Have a great Thursday! Bon dinka bon bink bonk . . . .