Today is the day of the treasonous tremendous Trump/Putin/Not-You-Ukraine-Guy-Whatever-Your-Name-Is summit in Alaska. I assume it’s even odds Putin is going to walk away with Alaska like he was Carmen Sandiego. What other kinds of insane, fascist shit will today bring? Guess we’ll see. It sucks that we have…the news, but at least we have each other.

It’s going to be tough negotiations today, but let’s stay at the Disqus table by being nice to our fellow commenters, being nice to the mods, and not threatening Mayor McSquirrel, not even with a delicious or Subway sandwich. Let’s fucking do this.