CAUTION: THE TIGER ELECTRONICS HANDHELD GAME FOR JURASSIC PARK IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS FOR CHILDREN TO PLAY. AS A WARNING, HERE IS FOOTAGE OF KIDS BEING EATEN ALIVE BECAUSE THEIR PARENTS WERE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO THINK OTHERWISE. DID YOU NOT WATCH THE MOVIE? IT WASN’T SAFE IN THAT PARK, SO WHY WOULD THE HANDHELD GAME BE ANY DIFFERENT. TIGER ELECTRONICS FACES NO LEGAL CONSEQUENCES IF YOU OR YOUR CHILD BECOMES A PILE OF DINOSAUR CRAP. DID YOU SEE THAT ONE PART IN JURASSIC PARK III? NASTY STUFF. THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE.

HAVE A SAFE DAY, EVERYONE. AND BE SURE TO BUY THE TIGER ELECTRONIC HANDHELD GAME FOR 28 YEARS LATER, IN STORES EVERYWHERE THIS SUMMER. THE LAST STAGE GETS KIND OF WEIRD.