Huge day for wine yesterday, as the Catholic Church chose a new Pope, and the Trump administration chose Jeanine Pirro to be the interim US attorney in DC. What beverage will be the star today? Gatorade? Pineapple Fanta? The spillage from bar mat poured into a glass? Only one way to find out.

It can be rough when Disqus turns the lights up after last call, but let’s keep the good times rolling by being nice to each other and the mods, and not threatening Mayor McSquirrel. Salud!