Anyone up for another round of the Simpsons Quote Conversation Challenge?

The goal is simple: to see how long we can carry on a (semi-)intelligible conversation using only quotes from The Simpsons.

The idea isn’t just to post a bunch of Simpsons quotes we find funny, but to have each comment make sense as a response to the comment before it. For example, someone posts, “Sounds like the doomsday whistle. Ain’t been blown for nigh on to three years.” Someone else replies, “Without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it’s time for our viewers to crack each other’s heads open and feast on the goo inside?” To which the only response could be, “Oh, short answer ‘yes’ with an ‘if’, long answer ‘no’ with a ‘but’.”

Whaddaya say? Wanna take this incredibly nerdy challenge with me?