There are only two active quarterbacks who wear #14, so please forgive me breaking the glass for a silly joke that may or may not upset Jets fans. Sorry, Jets fans.

At least we have two interesting players wearing the number this week. There is, of course, (allegedly) ghost-fearing Sam Darnold, the current semi-competent (at worst) quarterback for the surprising Minnesota Vikings. And his partner in number-related crimes…

…the Red Rifle himself, Andy Dalton. A man who would still be probably be starting for the Carolina Panthers if not for an unfortunate car accident. This did lead to the current realization that Bryce Young might not be completely broken, so I imagine he’s okay with this situation.

Go ahead and let Luigi take care of this ghost problem while you post about Week 14 of the NFL. He’ll be fine. Maybe. (Seriously, he should maybe stay out of mansions for the rest of his life.)