It’s Turkey Day in America! For those who celebrate, enjoy the turkey, and the dressing, and the cranberry sauce with imprints from the can like God intended.

POTUS famously pardons a turkey every year. Until recently, said turkey went to Frying Pan Farm in Virginia, which is amazing. This year the turkey is going to someplace in Minnesota, which is less funny but hopefully good for the turkey.

Y’all remember when Sarah Palin had a press conference outside a turkey slaughtering house? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

I am thankful for all of y’all and hope you have a great Thanksgiving and/or Thursday.