What a week! Matt Gaetz is out as AG pick, Pam Bondi is in as AG pick, MTG is the head of some House DOGE committee, and that’s just what happened yesterday!¹ What fresh bullshit awaits us today? Let’s find out.² Be nice to each other and take care of yourselves.

1. I can barely keep track of what happens when anymore, but I do know that Friday is Thursday’s Tuesday. ↩︎
2. I can’t even muster up sarcastic enthusiasm for the possibilities. ↩︎