It’s the night BEFORE the spookiest night of the year! Last-minute decorations are going up now! The stores are running precariously low on candy! Many a hurried jack-‘o-lantern will be carved! And some twisted retail outlets will already have their Christmas inventory out!

But as the deep, inky shadows stretch out to engulf the world in velvety blackness… you don’t really have to worry about it. After all, the barriers between the realms of the living and the dead are just fine. The seemingly unstoppable serial killers are all locked safely away. Ghosts, goblins, and ghouls are all nestled snugly in their crypts and caves, waiting patiently for the one night of the year that they can finally be loosed upon the world… ya’ know, TOMORROW night.

Tonight, though? Eh– it’s Wednesday. Maybe you can catch a horror movie on Netflix or something before you turn in early… After all, you gotta work tomorrow.

… Just don’t work yourself to DEATH!!!