Welp, it’s sure been a week, huh. I was going to write a quick header on Trump’s oh-so-loyal German generals, but there’s also the unpleasantness in Madison Square Garden to contemplate. So I feel compelled to direct readers to pieces I’ve written on the German-American Bund and America’s history of oppressing and exploiting Puerto Rico and leave Tom Cruise and his goofy eyepatch for another day.

Living in interesting times has rarely been more aggravating.